Recently a good guy friend proceeded to tell me a hilarious story about a girl he met out and the beauty catastrophe that happened to the girl as their night progressed! It got me thinking...it was WAY too funny to not share with everyone! So, I'm going to start a new category of articles just for this topic! If you have any hilarious beauty stories that happened to you or a friend, and you'd like to share them, send me your story in an email to jk.beauty.confessions@gmail.com. Stay tuned for the HILARIOUS story from my friend!
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Recently my buddy and I met a pretty young lady out with one of her friends at a local watering hole in good old Pittsburgh, PA. She had dark skin, long flowing locks and a really exotic look. Later, I found out her heritage was Spanish and Cherokee Indian. I was calling her Sparokee for short. The night was progressing well and with every shot we did our bodies were inching closer to one another. Mr. Patron, I salute you! By nights end, Sparokee was willing to sip milk from a saucer had I asked. Nothing could go wrong and the deal was sealed, I thought. Then, in mid grind on the dance floor I decided to reach in for a standard and socially accepted "dance floor hair pull". Suddenly catastrophe hit…. My friends, this would be the beginning of the end for Sparokee and I. When I pulled my hand out of her hair I notice I had a hitchhiker… a hand full of hair extensions intertwined in my grasp. While I was fixated on my newfound hair buddy, Sparokee made a dash for the women’s bathroom. While standing there in shock and trying to digest what the hell just happened my buddy approached me with Sparokee’s friend and she said, "Where's Sparokee?" I replied, "You don't need to be an Indian tracker for follow that hair trail." as I pointed to the ground where more hair laid with a trail that went all the way to the bathroom! I waited around for a minute with my buddy and her friend, for Sparokee’s return, but she never came back. I concluded that she must have snuck out the back door after realizing she was half bald. I told my buddy to let me know if she cleaned herself up and came back, but I was out. Moral of the story folks, get your hair done right cause it not only affects you but others who are looking to get laid.
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